January 25, 2011

Carlos Douh

Carlos spent 2 years in Hong Kong studying Chinese. His Cantonese pronunciation is excellent and he picks up slang very well. He is also very up-to-date with the Hong Kong culture. His speech sounds a bit girlish though, probably learning too much from his Hong Kong girlfriend. His YouTube videos are just hilarious! Here is the original "funny video" he talked about.



Transcript/Jyutping/Transliteration

你哋睇咗呢個好搞笑嘅嘢未啊?
唔知啊, 呢個人可能精神病
喺香港好多人睇咗呢個Youtube嘅Video
呢個人喺度唔知做乜嘢 (個喎)
點解噤多人睇?
其實係因為好搞笑嘅
下一站係絧鑼灣
佢係咪打詠春啊?
係咪葉問噤快?
係咪李小龍噤型啊?
打自己個代袋咁啊
我咁樣係先至最大隻
(點解)香港成日有呢啲咁樣嘅人嘅?
將來我會唔會咁啊?
我會唔會走精神病啊?
希望唔會
睇吓呢個野
勁搞笑

nei5 dei6 tai2 zo2 ni1 go3 hou2 gaau2 siu3 ge3 je5 mei6 aa3 ?
m4 zi1 aa3 , ni1 go3 jan4*2 ho2 nang4 zing1 san4 beng6
hai2 hoeng1 gong2 hou2 do1 jan4 tai2 zo2 ni1 go3 Youtube ge3 Video
ni1 go3 jan4*2 hai2 dou6 m4 zi1 zou6 mat1 je5 (go3 wo3)
dim2 gaai2 gam3 do1 yan4 tai2 ?
kei4 sat6 hai6 jan1 wai6 hou2 gaau2 siu3 ge3
haa6 jat1 zaam6 hai6 lo4 waan1
keoi5 hai6 mai6 daa2 wing6 ceon1 aa3 ?
hai6 mai6 jip6 man6 gam3 faai3 ?
hai6 mai6 lei5 siu2 lung4 gam3 jing4 aa3 ?
daa2 zi6 gei2 go3 doi6*2 gam3 aa3
ngo5 gam3 joeng6*2 hai6 sin1 zi3 zeoi3 daai6 zek3
(dim2 gaai2) hoeng1 gong2 seng4 jat6 jau5 ni1 di1 gam3 joeng6*2 ge3 jan4 ge3*2 ?
zoeng1 loi4 ngo5 wui6 m4 wui5 gam3 aa3 ?
ngo5 wui6 m4 wui5 zau2 zing1 san4 beng6 aa3 ?
hei1 mong6 m4 wui5
tai2 haa5 ni1 go3 je5
ging6 gaau2 siu3

{you pl.} {watched} {this} {very} {funny} {thing} {not yet} ?
{not} {know}, {this} {person} {perhaps} {mental illness}
{in} {Hong Kong} {very} {many} {people} {watched} {this} YouTube {'s} {video}
{this} {person} {is} {not} {know} {do} {what}
{why} {such} {many} {people} {watched} {in fact} {because} {very} {funny}
{next} {station} {is} {Causeway Bay}
{he} {is / is not} {hit} {Wing Chun} ?
{is / is not} {Yip Man} {as fast} ?
{is / is not} {Bruce Lee} {as cool} ?
{hit} {own} {bag}
{I} {like this} {should be} {strongest}
({why}) {Hong Kong} {always} {has} {this} {such type} {people} ?
{future} {I} {will / will not} {like this} ?
{I} {will / will not} {run} {mental illness} ?
{hope} {will not}
{watch} {this} {thing}
{extremely} {funny}